1 Hanukkah Sweater For Each Night

May 21, 2021

1 Hanukkah Sweater For Each Night

‘Tis the season for ugly sweaters. Whether you’re attending an ugly sweater party or celebrating Hanukkah with your loved ones, Famous In Real Life has a festive sweater for you! 

But before we dive into that, when did ugly sweaters get their rise to fame? Why is it that we used to cringe at the thought of our nana’s gifting us tacky holiday sweaters but now, we’re buying them? And not just one, but we’re buying a sweater for each night of Hanukkah. That’s a lot of ugly sweaters for one person to own when you really think about it! Regardless, rocking a silly sweater professing our love for challah or matzo balls is a holiday festivity many of us look forward to every single year. 

Wearing a Hanukkah Sweater to The Menorah Lighting Should Be a Mitzvah

We put together this post to help you pick a totally rad sweater for each night of Hanukkah to bring you and your family a latke joy. (Ha, see what we did there?!)

Let’s get started. 

Let’s Talk About Where These Silly Sweater Monstrosities Came From

For many years, while Christmas celebrators were dressing in their finest ugly holiday apparel, decked out in tinsel and pom-poms, those of us who wanted to celebrate Hanukkah were left out in the cold, sans kitschy knitwear. What was a festive Jew to do while the Santa squad flaunted their light-up Rudolf sweatshirts and ornament adorned leggings? 

Luckily, those days are way behind us. 

In the last few years, funny Hanukkah sweaters have gained momentum, both in physical stores and on the internet. The first company exclusively dedicated to the ugly Hanukkah sweater was Geltfiend, founded in 2012 by Carin Agiman -- a Jewish girl with a deep love for ugly sweater parties and just wanted some cozy knitwear to represent her own culture. Agiman ran a successful Kickstarter campaign and kept her company going for four consecutive Hanukkah seasons, selling surprisingly tasteful dreidel pullovers and cardigans that brilliantly combined Fair Isle patterns with menorahs. 

Unfortunately, Aigman had to close up shop, but that didn’t stop Hanukkah sweaters from taking off. And while we can’t quite say that they’re everywhere, you can find them from awesome brands like Famous In Real Life who took their love for the holiday and combined it with their silly sense of humor to create arguably the best line of Hanukkah sweaters on the planet!

Here Are Our Top Hanukkah Sweater Picks That are Sure to Be a Hit This Year:

Get Lit For Hanukkah

The menorah isn’t the only thing getting lit this Hanukkah…

Not only does this funny Hanukkah sweater shine the spotlight on the ultimate symbol of the holiday: a menorah, but it’s also so unbelievably comfy-cozy -- you’ll never want to take it off! And we can’t forget about the “It’s Lit” saying that so appropriately matches the vibe. 

I Love Hanukkah A-Latke

Love, peace, and latke grease. 

Any family gathering -- whether it’s a family Christmas, office holiday party, or Hanukkah -- can get a little bit hectic, to say the least. But no matter how crazy things get, there’s one thing everyone has in common: their love for soul-warming food. For us Jews, there’s no better treat than a crispy, fried, slightly oniony potato pancake, akalatkes. (are we the only ones drooling?)  

Say it loud and sing it proud with this cozy "I Love Hanukkah A Latke” sweater featuring your favorite Jewish treat.  

L’Chaim Bitches

Pour up some kosher wine -- let’s get this party started!

Holiday festivities are meant to celebrate life, appreciate what we have, and, well, get wasted with the ones we love (oh, just us?). Rock this witty sweater to your next Hanukkah gathering, raise your glasses high and say L’chaim. 

 

Dr. Dreidel

Drop it like a top. 

This hilarious sweater is sure to get a whole lot of chuckles when you arrive at the party -- featuring the one, the only, Dr. Dreidel! Perfect for anyone who loves Dr. Dre and wants to celebrate Hanukkah at the same time. Who says you can’t have the best of both worlds?

Happy Hanukkah, You Filthy Schmuck

Keep the change. 

American English surprisingly has a number of Yiddish-derived words. What the heck is Yiddish, you ask? It’s the language spoken by Jews in Eastern and Central

Europe and has contributed heavily to

American slang. This comical Hannukka sweater is a direct nod to Yiddish slang and is sure to crack a smile on your nana’s face. 

OY

OK, so this is not very kosher, but it’ll definitely be a hit at the ugly sweater party!

Show you’re ready for this Hanukkah season with this Yiddish-inspired design featuring nothing by the word “OY.” 

VEY

To add to the OY sweater we just mentioned above, recruit your bestie or SO to rock this matching sweater that says, "VEY.” Together, you’ll read OY VEY, which is a popular Yiddish phrase expressing dismay -- an ironic thing to say on such a festive holiday!

Who knows, maybe your brother just ate the last slice of challah, or perhaps your auntie is providing you with unsolicited advice about your life choices. Well, we have one thing to say about that: “OY VEY.”  

Deck The Halls With Matzo Balls

If you ask us, there’s nothing better than a warm bowl of matzo ball soup. Also known as “Jewish Penicillin,” this drool-worthy dish is easily the best part of Hanukkah. Sure, when you’re a kid, there are eight days of presents, but as an adult, you’re looking forward to that tasty soup on a chilly winter’s evening. 

Rep your favorite holiday dish with this cozy sweater. Not only is it undeniably stylish, but this sweatshirt is also hilarious and will let everyone know you value a home-cooked meal. 

Getting Manishwasted

You, me, and Bubbe are gonna finish this entire bottle of wine. 

This cozy sweater says it all. ‘Nuff said. 

Make It Rain ☔️ 

If you ask us, it’s much better than money -- it’s chocolate.

Otherwise known as chocolate gelt, this hilarious sweater will remind your loved ones that while you still love getting dolla-dolla bills, you definitely won’t be upset if they make it rain chocolate instead. 

Fun Facts For Each Night Of Hanukkah

Now that you have more sweater options than you probably know what to do with (sorry, not sorry), let’s wrap this article up with some fun Hanukkah facts that you probably didn’t know. Besides, what better way to arrive at the party than with a hilarious sweater featuring matzo balls or Dr. Dreidel and a laundry list of fun facts for all your pals!

Those Chocolate Coins Evolved From Tips For Teachers

There’s a long tradition of giving kids coins (aka gelt) during Hanukkah. In fact, originally, it was the only gift the little ones received, dating back to an Eastern European custom of children giving their teachers a little money as a “thank you” tip. 

Fast forward to the modern-day chocolate gelt: these tasty coins were first produced in America back in the 1920s. 

The Spelling Of Hanukkah Is Not What You Think

Believe it or not, there’s really only one right way to spell Hanukkah, and that’s: חֲנֻכָּה. 

Common transliterations include Hanukkah and Chanukah.

The Word “Hanukkah” Is Hebrew For “Dedication”

Speaking of the word “Hanukkah,” … 

The beloved holiday commemorates the victory in 164 B.C. of a small group of Jewish people (the Maccabees) over the Syrian Greeks who had been occupying the Land of Israel since before 167 B.C., which is when they destroyed the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem and banned the practice of Judaism. After a brutal three-year fight, the Maccabees finally liberated the Temple (along with the right of the Jewish people to practice their religion). 

“Dedication” refers to the rededication of the Temple upon the Maccabee’s victory. 

The Game Of Dreidel Was Inspired By A British Game

The popular game of dreidel is played by spinning a top with a letter on each of its four sides (the initials for “A great miracle happened there,” which refers to the oil burning for eight days). All players begin with the same amount of money but win more or lose it based on which letter they land on. It’s almost identical to a German game played around Christmas -- which in turn was inspired by a British top called a teetotum. 

 

There’s A Reason Why Fried Foods Are On The Menu For Hanukkah

The traditional foods for Hanukkah are usually always fried. Why? Because they celebrate the miracle of oil that kept the menorah lit. Some of the most common traditional foods that you’ll drool over during Hanukkah include jelly doughnuts, blintzes, and latkes, just to name a few. 

It’s A Major Holiday Because Of Christmas

Did you know that up until the late 1800s, Hanukkah was actually a relatively minor Jewish holiday? Yup, it’s true. It became as popular as it is today for two reasons, both of which have everything to do with Christmas

  1. To prevent Jews from getting too wrapped up in the Christmas spirit
  2. To give Jewish kiddos something to celebrate so they wouldn’t be too envious of their Christian friends. 

Hanukkah Falls On The Same Day Every Year -- In The Hebrew Calendar

According to the Hebrew calendar, Hanukkah falls on the 25th day of the month of Kislev. But since the Hebrew calendar doesn’t sync up with the Gregorian one (that’s the calendar we use), it can fall anywhere from late November to late December (in 2013, it actually coincided with Thanksgiving and was dubbed Thanksgivukkah). 

There Are A lot Of Great Hanukkah Songs

You’ve probably heard that there are no Hanukkah songs (usually in the same breath as there being thousands of Christmas songs), but in reality, there are more songs for Hanukkah than any other Jewish holiday -- they’re just not exactly something you’ll hear on the Christmas radio station. Some of the best known Hanukkah songs include:

  • “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel”
  • “Rock of Ages” (not to be confused with the eighteenth-century Christian hymn of the same name)
  • “Oh, Hanukkah”
  • “The Hanukkah Song” written by the one and only Adam Sandler

A Final Word

If you ask us, the best Hanukkah sweaters are the ones that cause a reaction. Whether that’s a good one or a bad one -- if you can make someone cringe or smile with your undeniably hideous yet adorable holiday apparel, you picked a great sweater.

This year, celebrate Hanukkah in style with a different sweater for each day of the menorah lighting. Not sure where to look? Head on over to Famous In Real Life for the best collection of outrageously funny sweaters around. 

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Sources:

Meet the O.C. girl behind GeltFiend, Jewish clothing brand with Hanukkah-themed products | OC Register

Dreidels and Drumsticks: The Thanksgivukkah Story | The Daily Meal

Common Hanukkah Food Traditions | Learn Religions

How Christmas Transformed Hanukkah in America | My Jewish Learning

Thanksgivukkah Is Rare Mash-Up of Thanksgiving and Hanukkah | National Geographic

Amazing Hanukkah Songs | The Daily Meal


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