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From Scranton With Love

No this isn’t Creed thoughts, but it is the best selection of merch that the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin would have to offer if they weren’t a paper company. I mean it’s so good that we should receive a dundie (that’s what she said).

Oh, we’re not invited to the Dundies? Damn it Jim! Oh well, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. The world’s best boss told me that one time since I replaced Dwight as the Assistant to the Regional Manager. He figured I would be more help to the Michael Scott Paper Company and Threat Level Midnight.

Speaking of Dwight, where is that ignorant slut? Probably at Schrute Farms doing something with bears, beats, or Battlestar Galactica. Or maybe he’s out trying to catch the Scranton Strangler. They need to lock that guy up behind bars right next to Prison Mike. Also if you’ve seen the pervert running around please WUPHF Dwight Schrute immediately.

Until then, the office has Pretzel Day coming up. All proceeds from Sabre employees are going to Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure. And all proceeds from Vance Refrigeration employees are going towards helping Scott’s Tots pay for college and laptops to go with the batteries they received.

Now go buy a shirt. Did I stutter?

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