Sharks With Frickin’ Laser Beams Ugly Sweater

Name: Sharks With Frickin’ Laser Beams Ugly Sweater
Brand: MTR
Price: 38.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$38.95

You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Uh, can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here!

This soft and durable crewneck sweatshirt features a loose fit with a 50/50 cotton/poly blend and a tear-away label. Double needle stitched cuffs and waistband with an athletic rib knit collar lends itself to daily wear at an affordable price.

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