A Galaxy Far Far Away

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a collection of t-shirts and dad hats were created for all of the Jedi and rebel forces to wear. Lucky for you, they didn’t buy much and wore what the movies gave them, so we have plenty of apparel to go around. So much that you’ll need the force to stay on target looking through our galaxy of clothing, young padawan. May the fourth* be with you.

Once you’re strapped up with the same bandolier as Chewbacca, I recommend making your first stop in Hoth. This way, you can catch the Tauntaun Derby that they hold every year.

After leaving there, hop in your Millennium Falcon and take a left to head to Endor. Here you can take part in their Endor Forest Charity Walk. But, if you hit the death star you’ve gone too far.

Since you’re flying solo, you should follow Kessel Run directions all the way to Scarif. It’s the only way to the Mos Eisley Space Port, which will land you right in Tatooine. If your droid happens to break down on the long journey, just remember Sith Happens. So call the Jawa Droid repair and they’ll have you blasting off in no time.

Keep whatever color lightsaber that you use tucked away on this trip, though, or else all you’ll hear is pew pew pew pew…